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JAKUP

Jakup is a name for real men. Jakup is the definition of a very cool and 2000iq guy. The name Jakup has been considered as the coolest name in the world

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Jakup

by Mr Gonzalo June 02, 2019

Jakup

Jakup derives from the ancient Amager language and translates to "He whose penis resembles that of a horse". In the bible originally named 'Jaku' the p was later added out of necessity to warn ladies as the 'p' stood - and still stands - for phallumegaly.

Hot babe #1: Wow that guy is really funny and sexy
Hot babe #2: I heard his name is Jakup
Hot babe #1: What a shame! My vagina can only contain a 1 meter penis so I better find myself an Anders :(

by Definitely_not_Jakup March 01, 2014