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JATS

"Just about the sex." Although professing more, a relationship that never evolves outside the bedroom. Often one or both partners are in other relationships, but continue because the sex is terrific.

"She is a great girl but really its JATS"

by infolover August 05, 2009

Jat

JAT is a game played with friends when out at a pub or club. Participants take turns creating as accurate as possible theories about strangers, and as the night goes on, see whose theories come true. JATTING is the verbalizing of the theories, and once you have created a theory about someone, you have JATTED them.

Boy 1 - "Let's JAT that guy and two girls over there!" Boy 2- "Okay, I think the two girls will make out at some point in the night" Girl- "Needless to say they will be shafting the fuck out of the each other by the end of the night, and the guy will try to join in"

by Needless to say September 21, 2014

Jat

a fat ass in NY slang

Selena really got the jat See me poppin out with the jatty okuurrrrttt

by imgoingtobed October 17, 2018

Jat

A dance move where you do a fistbump in a vertical position repeatedly to show excitment

Yesterday, we all jatted because we got the best gpa in the school.

by Jattin boy123 May 12, 2017

Jat

A very hot guy with a sexy heart but already has a soulmate called Emma

Oh my god, I really fancy that Jat guy but he already has a girl called Emma.

by cheeky bxby May 24, 2018

jat

vb. to jat oneself - when one is so sexually excited that they simultaneously ejaculate and defecate, (etymology: a cross between jizzed and shat)

"man, that Stacey Slater is so fit when I see her I pure jat myself" "Jesus Alan, did you just jat yourself?"

by toastomdernist April 08, 2009

JAT

1.) JAT (pronounced "hat"): the act of laughing hard, to the point of producing phlegm. Reminiscent of Ralph Kramden (the Honeymooners). 2.) Jose Carlos Abril laughing uncontrollably; possibly spurting whatever he's drinking out from his nose. 3.) Simple, wholehearted, innocent laughter, having nothing at all to do with either jizz or defecation.

"I JAT whatever a squirrel passes by...I sometimes JAT three times a day, JAT JAT JAT!...Oops!"

by magpies_friday January 24, 2012