Country Dictionary

Verb - An action that when marked by the exclamation of the word in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers absolute, inarguable, legal ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.

For the joink to be valid, the joinker must fully remove the joinked object/subject (oh yes, it is doable, but only the bravest dare even attempt to pull off a subject-joink) from the joinkee. Like between swords in a Devil's Threesome, there must be NO contact between the joinkee and joinked object/subject for the joink to be valid.

"-Gods damn it!
I cherished my dane axe, but I had to forge a new one when my brother came out of nowhere and joyfully exclaimed, "JOINK!" while taking it from my belt before I could react.
Now I can't even axe him to get it back to me!"

The type of person that when they walk into a room looks huggable. - Key & Peele (on Hot Ones)

He came in looking like a joink and I had to hug him.

To overtake, bypass, or superceed another individual through means of force, skill, or trickery with great deals of confidence.
Also, to take or steal an object or idea from another individual with swift hand or intellectual movements.

My mother, Lisa Michelle O'Brien, expertly joinked the spoon out of my my hand during my ill-advised attempt at stealing the last bite of ice cream from her bowl.

To quickly take something away from someone.

I joinked that video game from Eric Johnson.

How ghetto people say joints when refering to objects

Tyron: Check out my new kicks
Darnell: Yo, dem joinks is tight!

1. Joking, but in a funnier and goofier way
2. Having sex with a robot/ an android.

Samantha: "Hey John, want to get up to some arson?"

John: "What? No!"
Samantha: "Haha, I'm Joink."

Theo: "Look at that robot, I really want to Joink!"

When u bamboozel somebody

(in cs when enemy walks infront of u and he didnt noticed you so kill him with a knife): JOINK!!!