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JS

Abbreviation of the Japanese phrase, "joshi shougakusei" (女子小学生) meaning, "female elementary school student." You will occasionally find it in the titles of loli doujinshi.

"I wonder why JS is so much less common than JC or JK..." "Maybe because most people don't want to masturbate to girls that little, fuckin' deviant maniac pedophile bitch."

by THE May 31, 2021

JS

Premature ejaculation. Cum-quick.

I tried to get laid, but I JS'd in my pants instead.

by Kevin Boles April 18, 2008

JS

Initialism for "jack shit," essentially "nothing important"

What did you do today? "JS, I just sat at home all day"

by Jon Hammer February 05, 2009

JS

Short for Joseph Smith, the founder of the mormon religion. when you call someone Joeseph Smith or JS, you are insulting them for being stupid, dumb, retarded, idiot, etc. As seen on South Park.

fag: "yo man i just got a GTP and its so fast!" Dude: "don't be JS." fag: "2+2=3" dude: "your name is Joseph Smith"

by Blumpy Rumpkin January 15, 2009

JS

Nerdy engineering students coined this from Jock Strap. Putting something together shoddily. half-assed, poor construction, held together with tape.....

As in: "He really JS'ed that together" Translation: "That student assembled his project poorly."

by Gabriel5 April 04, 2010

JS

JS is an acronym for Jersey Shore.

I'm so glad JS is on tonight!

by xxxluvr September 12, 2010

JS

JS the Jaws of Life. The most phenomenal Maritime Hiphop artist of all time. Known for his "special ed" type humor on Halifamous.

JS > You The new JS track is awesome!

by Jeff Schade February 20, 2006