A fork of Rural Dictionary
a complete and total dumb ass -- a mental and physical state occasionally caused by excessive alcohol or drug intake
The other night I got liquored up and barged into the ladies room like a jack fuck and took a piss in the corner.
Means he/she knows nothing at all. see also jack shit
He/She knows jack fuck
to be a dick and/or be irrelevant.
my mom: girl he's jacked fucked her friend: yup. he's a jack fuck.
The art of titty fucking. Fucking a girls "jacks".
So remember that chick I took home Friday? Anyways, she ended up letting me jack fuck her that night...
One who cuts you off while driving.
That jack fuck faggot never used a turn signal!
Nothing, absolutely nothing...zero, zilch, nada...and it pisses you off.
(While playing cards): Observer: "What do you have in your hand?" Player: "I got jack-fucking-puddyfuck!" (Calling someone on the phone): Person 1: "What are you doing tonight?" Person 2: "Jack-fucking-puddyfuck...that's what I'm doing!"
When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me". Other codes could be used too such as: "Cactus jacked me off" "Jacques Webster sent me" "Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off" "You know why I'm here" Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today? Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me" Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..." Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE* McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?" Costumer: "Yeh"