A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Why am I so jacked" is used by males who work out or/ and li heavy weights to describe their muscles , or ideas they have a great build.
(as Mason looks at himself in the mirror while flexing) "Why am I so Jacked?" His friends response is " that gym membership is paying off"
1. Under the influence (adj.) 2. Stole (v., past tense) 3. Ridiculously muscular (adj.) 4. Ridiculously rich (adj.)
1 & 2: I'm way too jacked to do this online English assignment...I'll just email my teacher, explaining that someone jacked my internet cord. 3 & 4: Being jacked makes him jacked squared; people pay him for being sexy! The beauty of steroids.
I was appalled that the correct definition was not coming up in the search. Children, Jack LaLanne was a pioneer in body building in the 20th century. And the first man to ever look Jacked. Also the interior of Jumping Jacks! True story.
That LaLanne dude worked out so much that he looked jacked.