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abandoning dad who leaves you for some fine granny fanny
jacks dad is where
When your son slips in the shower and instead of helping him you teabag him instead.
My son slipped in the shower and shouted me to help, i saw he wasn't hurt so i Jacks Dadded him instead.
A really hot fat man who owns a tech company
Someone: Who do you like? me: Jacks hot dad
Jack Brockton-Nobles dad is not real. He went missing in 2008 when his wife became pregnant with his son and then she became a man.
Oh my god! Is that Jack Brockton-Noble’s dad No, it is just his mum. His dad is over there *points to sky*
Did you see that shot Jimmy hit? He was definitely jacking off your dad!
I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.
I don’t like Jack Harlow my dad was just joking lol I don’t like people interviewing me.
When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead
My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad