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Having an over active underarm sweat gland.
I've got such serious jacobies that my dermatologist gave me prescription strength antiperspirant.
JACOBY
A PERSON OR THING THAT EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE. SOMEONE OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH. SOMETHING THAT EVERYONE MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF. ALMOST LIKE A DRUG THAT MAKES YOU FEELS GOOD.
THE WAY COOL HOST ON MTV! A REALLY HOT GUY THAT ALL THE GIRLS GOT TO GET WITH.
I WAS FEELING LIKE SHIT, THEN I TOOK A JACOBY AND HAVE FELT GREAT ALL DAY!
DID YOU SEE THAT JACOBY, I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE!
I WAS HAVING A SHITTY DAY UNTIL I HUNG OUT WITH JACOBY.
He is a beast who knows everything. He is a sexy, cute, athletic guy who knows how to have an amazing time. He will rock your world, inside and out. Meet him and bang him.
A drink accidentally created in Cabo, Mexico and perfected in San Antonio, Texas thereafter by a mutha fucka jones badass who also goes by Tanto Goldstien, but his friends call him Bubba. His real name is Jacob.
It is composed of Absolute Citron vodka and cranberry with a splash of pineapple. The pineapple offsets the tartness of the cranberry just perfectly, just like his tongue offsets her bitterness when licked.
I want to get fucked up and I only know how to effectively do that with a Jacobi!
Jacobis remind me of the sunsets in the pool all day drinking from 9AM until someone passed out cold!
Give me Jacobis or give me death!
A very chill,laid out,funny,sexy person. A person who is very nice and kind once you know him. He usually makes quality content for others. He's always down for his friends.Has deep strong emotional feelings for the people he loves most. An Irreplaceable guy. A dude that all the girls would like to fuck. And has a big dick.
Jacoby is a real one
Omg i fucking love Jacoby