Country Dictionary

Jarvey

The man.

Very charismatic, womanizer, savage.

That jarvey Jibbster.

Jarvey

I'm writing this and hoping it gets improved because this is how strong my love is for this guy name Jarvey he's so juicy oh my god im gonna BUST

omg he's so sexy x omg hahahahh daddy jarvey

harpo jarvey

unknown, rare object, frequently includes free custom fish pillow

"Craigslist: For sale original HARPO JARVEY with custom fish pillows. I hate to sell it but due to the slow economy I must depart with my beloved Harpo Jarvey"

Jarvey

365 days

Jarvey *cough* 365 days

Jarvey

When you poop in somebody else’s butthole

Can I jarvey you?