Country Dictionary

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Jasons

People who do not own a car, are about 13 years old and like to flame people who put work into their cars, calling them ricers, even if they look clean. These people also like to avoid posting pictures of "their cars" by quoting words from A ndrew the great e.g. Lolque Ricer, in the biggest and boldest text available on a certain forum.

Dude with an awesome car: Yea, I just bought me a new supra Jasons: RICERRRRRRRRRr Dude with an awesome car: How can it be a ricer if it's exterior is stock? Post some pictures of your ride! Jasons: LOLQUE RICER?

by A ndrew de Great September 14, 2009

Jasons

A group of black people.

Look at all THESE JASONS!!!! THEY'RE INFECTING THE CITY!!!!

by xmikeydeex October 29, 2009

Jason Jason

Giving head with a mouth full of Sylvia

I got some fire Jason Jason last night

by Thichboi_ 42069 December 04, 2020

Jason

Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times. He tries to be a good guy to everyone and is always trying to clear his past.

See that guy right there, that's jason.

by Not Jason Powers October 07, 2018

Jasonism

the act of showing off your 'well exercised right arm' in a battle of an arm wrestle, usually ending up with the 'Jason' as a winner. unless the 'Jason' loses, he/she becomes saltier than the sea.

*arm wrestle commences* guy 1: why is Jason doing an arm wrestle again? guy 2: dunno ask him guy 3: don't bother, it's...Jasonism *arm wrestle finishes (the 'Jason' wins)* guy 3: see... Jasonism

by XxAdyssonxX May 30, 2017

Jasonic

1.) Awesome, Hardcore 2.) Probably the heaviest bassist ever to live

Did you see that guy explode into a million pieces? That was Jasonic fer sure!

by Paul Revitero December 19, 2009

Jason

The man of my dreams. He's unlike any other. People who don't know him are easy captivated by him. He brings calmness to his surroundings. The best friend anyone could ask for. Listens to you. Never judges you instead challenges you to be a better person. He shows love in everything he does. Slow to love and very guarded with his heart. Loyal beyond words. What he says he will do. He is protective of his family and friends. Most of all whoever becomes his wife will be one lucky woman

Ann-Who is that guy? Joe- That is Jason. Ann- I want to be his gf.

by Swtksss October 14, 2013