A fork of Rural Dictionary
Turning others into twisted, perverted demons.
Stranger: "My dad just died"
Jeffistic manwhore: "And you haven't eaten him yet? Might I hand you this flyer for the church of Jeffism?"
Jeffism is the act of discriminating Jeffs just because they are relentlessly annoying
You are a Jeffist. You have been convicted of Jeffism. You will face x years in prison.