A fork of Rural Dictionary
noun. A "jenkin" is a person who is always complaining, easliy annoyed, and usually a bitch. To be a jenkin you would have to be extremely condescending and never pay attention to anybody elses ideas because you think you have even better ones. verb. To jenk or to be jenking, would be to insist that you are the best at everything and no one could ever be better.
"Dude, I'm tired of you always jenkin', just listen to what I have to say".
A really retarded synonym for almost every word in the English language. Jenkin is often used by akward teenagers and people who can't find a creative synonym for many words.
Phil- Yo I was at the store and this guy told me the chips were on sale Alex- Oh my god thats so Jenkin
See Leeroy. n. 1: One who does not grasp the concept of caution. 2: One whose success is based purely off relentless aggression and pure luck. 3: One who likes chicken. 4: One whose battle cry consists of their own name. v. 1: To destroy all hopes of success. 2: To rush headlong into danger without regard to consequences. 3: To satisfy one's own desires at the expense of all around oneself.
Leeeeeeroooooyyyy Jeeeennnnkiinnns! Atleast I got chicken!
Typically middle/upper class English male from good breeding and background. Usually old money, and has attended Oxford and/or Cambridge and hails from one of the home counties. Typically an Eton boy, enjoys eating cheese and wine in their smoking jacket and listening to classic FM's Evening Concert. The Jenkins is traditionally spotted at either Henley or Marlow regatta, and usually wears some sort of hideously coloured striped boating jacket. Not to be confused with the Made In Chelsea-esque character, Jenkins are far more superior (in their eyes) and are more "quintessentially English".
"Look at this Jenkins twat at the Henley Regatta!" "I say there Jenkins- you give me that look one more time I might get in my PJs and have a pillow fight with you."
The title given to someone who struggles to answer a simple question asked. This person will attempt to give a bullshit response to act smart and seem credible even though they are completely missing the point. If you ever encounter someone like this, just walk away. There is no hope.
Bob: Yo this bitch wont answer my question! Frank: I know he is being a total Jenkins Keep Calm Cry