A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jesus answers the calls. He gets dicked down. He’s sexy. His wife and him have children called hatchlings. Praise this glorious man, or you will go to da grave
Person: I don’t know what to do Person 2: O praise o praise this glorious man, o praise o praise this Jesus Dan
our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🥵
person: OMG IS THAT THEE JESUS DAN?!?! me: yes...he daddy