A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fancier term for “yeet”. Often involves a mechanical object of some sort.
Jettison the escape pods!
1: throwing up, puking
2: to rid your body of pretty much everything it can, usually in the form of post party vomit or shit.
"man! that made me sick, i totally had to go out back and jettison!"
"i partied so hard, i had spent an hour afterwards jettisoning everything!"
to throw yourself down to the floor
Stairs are often unsafe, with a high temptation to self-jettison oneself down them.
To take a dump, especially when great quantities of ejecta are involved.
to jettison stage one (expr.):
"Uhh. That was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"More like jettisoning stage one."
This term is used commonly in Naval Aviation.
I learned this one when I was in the Marines as a helicopter enlisted flight crew member
It simply means to throw and / or get rid of all the dead weight quickly or else we are going down
into the drink / crash into the water.
Also commercial airplanes often will "Jettison" their toilet waste from high altitudes.
Yo Teeej use "Jetison" in a sentence....
I used to love her like all things sweet, sugar and spice....
But she shit on me like an airplane that Jettison's Blue Ice !
To throw off board or overboard
Especially in naval or aviation terms
I used to think of her all things sweet,
Like sugar and spice,
But she shit on me like an aeroplane
That Jettison Blue ice