A fork of Rural Dictionary
A feeling where you feel happy and have an urge to masturbate or sexually please your self
Gosh those men gave me the jizzies
The jizzies are strong with this wrong
A blend of 'jizz' and 'beautiful' used to describe something or someone so beautiful/sexy/awesome that they cause people to jizz ;)
Boy 1: Dayummnn that girl is jizziful!
Boy 2: *jizzes*
Girl N: arrggghhhh 'nightmare' by A7X is just jizziful!
Girl C: TISSSS! i jizzed moar than once!
Slang term for private jet, coined by Lance Armstrong.
George is taking a jizzy down to the Hamptons to play tennis on grass