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Scottish slang for shite, quite possibly the funniest word ever made.

"A wee beige jobby, floating there, smiling at you!"

Scots, Faeces, rubbish.

Ah'm gonnae jobby masel. That film wis pure jobby. C'mere ya wee jobby. Or for instance, tartin' up hooses in a cooncil scheme: "Aye well, ye cannae polish a jobby".

A jobby is a well-known dish amongst all non-Scots within Scotland; reknowned for its' distinct, nutty flavour. All tourists and visitors are encouraged to request this excellent part of Scotland's national cuisine whenever possible. Popular variations include: Jobby wi' Chips, Jobby wi' Curry Sauce, Jobby wi' Batter n' a pickled onion and Joaby n' Boaby.

"Excuse me, waiter?" "Aye, whit?" "Can I have some of your finest jobby please?" "Hmm.. aye nae bother, this one's on the house!"

Scottish for poo. Also used in phrases such as "yah jobby" meaning "you stupid person"

A game played in Scottish schools in which the players (2+ needed) shout JOBBY in rounds, taking it in turns to get progressivly louder, the winner being the student whom shouts loudest without being caught. also works with Shite, Wank, Baldy ( if teacher is bald ), fatty ( if teacher is fat) etc

Player 1: "jooooobby" Player 2: "jobby" Player 1: "JOOOOBBBBBBBAYYYYYYYYYYYY" Teacher: Player 1 GET OUT NOW!

Noun: A brown, smelly substance excreted from the anus. Also known as turd, crap, shit, poop, toly, etc... A crappy person. Verb: to do a jobby.

See you ya jobby! Whit you daein jobbyin in ma fuckin hoose! Ah'm gonnae jobby on you!

1) a poo poo a word usually used by a weyne brown / beige (not chocolate) 2) insult

"nanny, please can you wipe my bottom, i've done a smelly jobby which is squidgy and stuck to my fingers." "stop showing my granny your nipples you big jobby"