A fork of Rural Dictionary
looking at porn while your girlfriend is sleeping right beside you
"Dude, i Joe Rogan'd for about 3 hours last night."
Being A Professional Dick Rider Constantly on some ones nuts giving to much glory/prais when not deserved
Being a dick rider like joe rogan is on UFC ex: Guys wins a fight Joe Rogan says "Man ive never seen some one with such physique such talent just look at how his biceps glisten in the light"
A hilarious and enlightened subversive stand up comedian who carries on the torch of George Carlin and Bill Hicks. He is well known as a color commentator for UFC and being the host of the reality game show Fear/Factor. He got a lot of attention when he called out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comedians jokes and proving it. He is an advocate of psychedelic drugs and a weed enthusiast. He isTae Kwon Do blackbelt and champion and holds a brownbelt in Jui Jitsu under Eddie Bravo. He's a super badass motherfucker who's really funny.
"Dude, Joe Rogan told some annoying cunt in the audience who wouldn't shut up that he was gonna wrap his dick around her neck and start her up like a lawnmower!"
Chimps, Elk, Weed, LA, Fitness, Paranormal, Gobekli Tepi, wolves and bears, MMA, Comedy, Black holes, quads, CIA, Trump, Epstein, DMT, the fucking pyramids. Jamie bringing it all up.
Abe; I listened to Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT. Ed; I watched Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT while piloting reverse engineered alien craft. Jamie had to bring up an image. Abe: I missed out on that. Ed: You did.