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Joed

A term coined in order to refer to someone who folds under pressure and blows it in a competitive event (i.e., golf, poker, etc.). See also Shitting the Bed.

Tiger really Joed that putt at The Masters.

by Dr. Spicoli April 16, 2010

Joed

A term coined in order to refer to a very stupid act. Originally refering to a player of Eve-Online who flies an ill fitted ship into hostile territory and proceeds to get destroyed by inferior hostile forces. The pilot in question flew a carrier into hostile territory to "rat" (A term refering to grinding to raise money.) The carrier was fitted with battleship sized modules and no fighter drones. (Fighter Drones: A specialty drone used by Carriers as one of its primary means to defend itself or support the fleet.) He was promptly engaged by 3 hostiles which any other carrier pilot would have been able to fight off with a properly fitted vessel. He lost his ship and his pod.

He was "Joed" An individual screws up badly not in accident but out of pure stupidity and lack of common sense. "You got Joed" "Your a Joe"

by Murmus July 03, 2006

Joed

Jacked Off.

I just joed.

by Chris L Lambert January 03, 2011

Joed

To crash a car into or through a partition such as a wall or fence. This feat may be accomplished while occupying the crashing vehicle or while performing a remote start.

Bill: "What happened to that wall?" Fred" Some idiot joed it" Idiot: "I joed my car again last night, third time this year…"

by Rusty Shackleford IV November 10, 2010

Joed

A term coined in order to refer to a very stupid act. Originally refering to a player of Eve-Online who flies an ill fitted ship into hostile territory and proceeds to get destroyed by inferior hostile forces. The pilot in question flew a carrier into hostile territory to "rat" (A term refering to grinding to raise money.) The carrier was fitted with battleship sized modules and no fighter drones. (Fighter Drones: A specialty drone used by Carriers as one of its primary means to defend itself or support the fleet.) He was promptly engaged by 3 hostiles which any other carrier pilot would have been able to fight off with a properly fitted vessel. He lost his ship and his pod. He was "Joed"

An individual screws up badly not in accident but out of pure stupidity and lack of common sense. "You got Joed" "Your a Joe"

by Passim June 25, 2006

jo jo jo

Santa's cry if he was Mexican.

Jo Jo Jo, Merry Christmas!

by Leonthelion October 21, 2010

jo-jo

Seasoned, fried potato wedge, larger than a french fry. Localized usage in the Pacific Northwest.

Your jo-jos are too bland. You need to add some Johnny's.

by Joel Shaver February 25, 2008