Country Dictionary

Johm McCain

How John McCain apparently spells his name.

Hi my name is Johm McCain.

Johm

a cool, sexy person who has ALOT of cool friends, it’s totally not a mis-spelling of “john” either.

“You heard about that new kid?”
“oh yeah? Heard he’s so hit, his name is probably “Johm”

Johm

Resending the exact same thing to a friend or group of friends that has already been sent by someone else in the party

I sent that mene out a few hours ago, but Alex came in and Johmed it to the group again.

Johm Roaches

The superior nickname for Jawn Rocha, a photographer best known for photographing the pop-punk band Waterparks on a number of their tours.

“Yo, what’s that band photographer guy’s name again? Something like John, but spelled weird...”
“he be johm roaches”