A fork of Rural Dictionary
The greatest man that ever lived. He can cure cancer with his tears, too bad he never cries.
John King doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the crap out of it.
something that bob and simon will never find out not even on google or the internet or any books r documents in the world! all we know is king john holds the identity to john king ;)
bob says '' who is john king, boo hoo, tell me or ill scream'' simon says '' i dont know bob, maybe ill cry too brother'' the girls say ''hahahahhaahhahhaa bob n simon works for john king''
king john is a school that is known as the school where teachers take THE MOST L’s. They are also very racist. The toilets smell like rotten shaki. Despite all this it’s quite an entertaining environment. The year elevens do amazing pranks One of them tried to sell the school bus on Gumtree! Rumours say that on the last day the whole school are having a mad rush at lunch time🤘🏾 Mr Belinie is the biggest joke of all. Mr Watts is juss fat. Mr Beston needs to shut up and focus on growing hair. 🚫🧢
king john school teachers give the most verbal even though their INADEQUATE
if you go to king john school good luck as it’s an absolute SHITHOLE and has nothing but STDs. if you go there the teachers are absolutes bellends as they only have favourites and stuck up pricks. it’s proper rough and shit school. lmao they got INADEQUATE on offsted and their GCSEs are crap and the teachers are hairy fanny lickers
i went to King John School! lol that’s sad
A incredibly stupid, idiotic, moronic and generally stupid person.
Someone who might watch Ratboy Genius. "That retard over there's a real little king john"
One of the best characters in the Ratboy Genius Dreams Minecraft series, PLEASE!! watch it and you'll love it too.
Man, didn't you get kinda teary when they saved eachother? Yeah, Little King John spit some fire songs doe!