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Something only a Sith deals in.

"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy." "Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

A brand of vodka made popular with a witty marketing campaign.

Six shots of Absolut and I fell off my barstool.

When you put absolute before an insult, you make its career ending abilities 10x stronger by making the victim feel dumb.

Without: Guy 1: What’s 3 times 4? Guy2: I’m not answering that you dunce! Guy 1: :( With: Guy 1: what’s 3 times 4? Guy 2: I’m not answering that you absolute dunce! Guy 1: I don’t feel so good D:

The one word that will get your boss / parent / authority figure to give you the "deer in headlights" look and leave you alone. Regardless of what is being discussed; i.e. 1)drawn out over explained instructions on how to do a simple task 2) Typical Parental Lecture 3)"Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over?" situations. Instructions On Use: Step One - Wait For Pause In Assailents Ranting Step Two - Make Convincing And Direct Eye Contact Step Three - Say "Absolutely Boss, Dad , Officer, Etc." Step Four - Walk Away And Proceed Going About Your Business

BOSS: "Hey (your name) Im glad I found you. Look Ive got a bit of a situation. You see Tim was sick today, and that means that his typical collateral duties of emptying the trash in the managers office hasnt been completed. I know you know how big an issue this is. I mean wow if I could just get you to..." YOU: "Absolutely" (remember to lock eyes and put on your best "Im not stupid" face) BOSS: ............. YOU: (proceed to carry on about your business as if nothing happened)

Third album by the British band MUSE considered by many to be their best. Considered by others to be highly overrated. Still one hell of an album.

I just bought Absolution.

Another amazing album by the ultimately amazing band Muse. It includes the following songs: 1. Intro 2. Apocalypse Please 3. Time is Running Out 4. Sing for Absolution 5. Stockholme Syndrome 6. Falling Away with You 7. Interlude 8. Hysteria 9. Blackout 10. Butterflies and Hurricanes 11. The Small Print 12. Endlessly 13. Thoughts of a Dying Atheist 14. Ruled by Secrecy

My favorite song from Absolution is Time is Running Out.

Absolutely is a word used to make a sentance seem stronger. It is used to make things seem better and more extreme, and is used for both positive and negitive attitudes. The word refers to someone's opinion mostly.

Person 1: I think dictionaries and vocabulary is absolutely boring! Person 2: No, it's absolutely fantastic!