Country Dictionary

Fascism.

BBC: "Are we witnessing the birth of Johnsonism?" Everybody: "You mean fascism?"

A gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together.

Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night Guy 2: What a bunch of queers

1) a company 2) two bigs dicks 3) two long dongs

johnson and johnson makes medicine there are two falus hence there is johnson and johnson

When you and your girl shower together, and she agrees to go down on you in exchange for you washing her hair while she's down there.

My girlfriend and I were showering and I asked her if she'd give me head. She said not unless it was a Johnson and Johnson.

The act of losing dis dick or your testicles

Ah shit i just crushed my nuts against my bike’s seat. I think i just got johnsoned.

When a filmmaker kills a franchise and refuses to accept criticism.

Man, they really johnsoned the last star wars film didn't they?

To be cunningly ripped off or taken advantage of.

heads or tails? you have been johnsoned