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Jolteon is a dog Pokemon. It's good against water and flying types. It's bad against ground, rock, grass, and dragon types. If Jolteon is angry, its hairs on its body turn to needles then shoot out for its enemy. Jolteon's speed is remarkable. Most electric types have the best speed ever.
To evolve eevee into this shocking Pokemon, you must train eevee then use a thunder stone to evolve it.
A god of some sort. He is wicked cool dude and can also get ch luck all the time and pwn stuff like Pidgeot.
Jolteon > Jesus Jolteon > Mohammed All your religion icons are belong to Jolteon.
A female gym teacher at TTHS; so named because of her short, skinny figure, spiky blond/brown hair, and disturbing level of hyperactivity. Rumored to be a man, but there is no way to tell if this is true...
Jolteon drives a big SUV and a BMW convertible. Go, Jolteon!