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Jonbenet

The act of strangleing someone with a garotte and then bashing their head in with a heavy flashlight.

Little Suzy pissed her pants again and now I'm going to have to teach her a lesson and pull a Jonbenet on her ass.

by MisBehavin October 29, 2011

JonBenet

A beautiful little girl who was murdered on Christmas Day, 1996. The investigation was somewhat destroyed by tainted evidence, false allegations, and the insane media. It is still unknown who abused and murdered this innocent child.

The murder of Jonbenet Ramsey is just one of the many cases of child abuse which are never solved in this nation.

by anon. April 22, 2005

JonBeneter

Men who search the internet for jail bait.

John was a JonBeneter who is now in jail when he got caught on TV trying to arrange a date with a 14 year old.

by Regan Santmeyer August 18, 2006

Jonbeneting

When a parent puts unreasonable pressure on their child to participate in some extracirricular activity.

"Do you think Tiger really WANTED to play golf, or was he jonbeneted into it?"

by Theropod March 11, 2004

JonBeneting

Searching the internet for little girls.

John Karr wasted many years of his life JonBeneting on the internet.

by Regan Santmeyer August 18, 2006

The Jonbenet

A pretty sick band if you ask me.

I just jaked myself to the jonbenet

by fghdftytfgbhna45tg September 22, 2006

jonbenet

verb. To exploit or pervert innocence, bringing about its destruction.

Don't jonbenet a perfectly good hamster by putting it up your ass.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 02, 2009