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Jooz

When a Jewish man cums

Hey man, why did you jooz in my wife

by Hsvdhushs September 14, 2020

jooz

slang for the word "Jews", i.e. Jewish people.

It's Hanukkah time biatch! Big up to all da Jooz in the hizzy!

by garbuhj November 30, 2009

Jooze

Singular: Joo (less common)
Spelled-out pronunciation of "jews", referring to the Jewish people in a jocular manner over the Internet.

Passover is just for the Jooze.

by ttony21 April 20, 2008

Jooze

Spelled-out prununciation of "Jews"
Used in a jocular way when I-Chatting.

Passover is a holiday for Jooze.

by ttony21 April 20, 2008

Jooze

1. verb - to involuntarily ejaculate from a completely flaccid penis.

2. noun - the product of the above action

Adam Smith queefs, Dick Cheney joozes. (in reference to drilling for oil)

by Mr. Shwizzle December 21, 2010

JOOZ

you
yous
you all

jooz suckorx

by jdawn February 20, 2003

JOOZ

Like "jizz", but still oozing out of the orifice.

"Oh, baby! Lick my jooz!"

by steph. May 15, 2003