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Jq

a guy who is hot as fuck. gets a lot of hoes. usually a calm guy with a good personality, charming wits, and a long fucking cock.

Jq is a wonderful man with a huge penis

by Jqyo March 08, 2022

JQ

The ‘JQ’ refers to the ‘Jewish Question’. In the idea that Jews, despite making up such a small percentage of the population, actually account for a large percentage of the ‘global elites’. Commonly mistaken for white people, they are indeed Jewish, not white.

GUY 1: “is she based?”
GUY 2: “yeah, and she’s pilled on the JQ, too.”
(red pilled = knows the truth)

by RadTradCath February 06, 2022

The JQ

The JQ refers to the 'Jewish Question', however it retains it's acronym as it is often dismissed as an antisemitic dogwhistle.

The JQ gets brought up time and time again. This is primarily due to the fact that a disproportionate amount of Jews hold roles with extreme power in society, although jews only make up less than 3% of the country's population. This can be seen across politics, NGOs, WEF, Hollywood, MSM, Bank ownership, Porn, Music labels, Big Pharma etc

Although this isn't inherently a bad thing, it can be problematic when said people are accused of conspiring against someone for their own personal gain, or an agenda like subverting Western traditional values eg Jerry Springer show.

It can also be seen as unfair due to employers giving preferential treatment to other fellow jews, therefore discriminating against non jews.

At the least, this aquirement of extreme wealth and power is suss, and the censoring of the JQ doesn't do anything but prove the point.

John: Hey it's been a while since I've heard a Ye song come on the radio, I really hope he produces new music soon!

Christopher: Haven't you heard? He attempted to ask the JQ after being frustrated with those in power around him, screwing him over. He has been deplatformed everywhere!

John:No way! But isn't he Christian? I thought he is a solid man with principals?

Christopher: Yes he's Christian, and not only did they deplatform, defame and disenfranchise him but they completely dismissed threats he recieved from Jewish Personal Trainer Harley Pasternak.

by Handlernocandles August 11, 2023

jq

the hottest person IN THE F**KING WORLD.

oh my is that jq.

by jq is dum August 31, 2021

JQ

"Pulling a JQ" - In a certain place at a certain time an individual from Bulgaria can pull what the wider populace of the Earth would call, Pulling a JQ.
It is the action of suddenly disappearing or in laymans terms "ghosting" everyone you know and never returning before them again.
It is possible that the one "Pulling the JQ" can communicate once a year with some of their closely known people.

I confessed to my girlfriend about getting married but then she Pulled a JQ on me...
Yeah he said we'll play Terraria tomorrow but then he Pulled a JQ on us.

by Kirrayo September 15, 2021

jq

jq is a marvelous tool for JSON processing.

Hans: Bruder, did you know that jq can process 6,000,000 lines of JSON in a blink?

Werner: Totally! It's like baking my cookies in an oven, but it doesn't take 5+ years to complete the task.

by Benic November 16, 2023