A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb: To short a stock by accident only to find out that one must file for bankruptcy once said stock rises.
EUA: Did you see that the progress we have made led to the share price rising? I hear you bet against us. Looks like you just got Jubbed!
One of the most famous characters in Harry Potter. Everyone loved Jub Jub. The mischevious elf goblin that lived in the sewers. He'd often say his signature catchphrase "Give us a kiss". When he died in Harry's arms in the second book, readers were moved to tears. Especially when he whispered, "Jub Jub want rub rub". I'll tell you, There wasn't a dry eye in the theatre when that scene played,
Friend 1: Who is your favourite character in Harry Potter? Friend 2: Definately Jub Jub. May he get rub rub in the afterlife.
n., v., 1. Anything Jubalicious. 2. Anything thing that is exceptionally cute, adorable, funny, lazy, tiny or fat. 3. To act in any of the above ways.
"Sweetheart.... I love you Jub-Jub." "Aw look at that fat Jub-Jub." "Can you get me some candy Jub-Jubs?" "Check out the cat! She's just Jubbin'"
Selma Bouvier's (Marge Simpson's sister) pet iguana. The one constant companion in a life that has men who come and go.
When Selma walked away from Troy McClure, jub jub was right there with her. Personally, I think she has sex with that thing. They seem so "close".
Conan O'brien's meaningless punchline
"Bottom of the ninth, two outs, heres the pitch. Long drive, way back, way back; IT'S A JUB JUB!
A large, violent monkey with a disposition for smelling horribly. Can be found in the wild or in Vervain Street
"The large Jub Jub attempted to hump the Jew"