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Jubber

a person that is ugly & annoying

look at him, what a jubber

by simping6678 March 01, 2020

Jubber

Daddy Jubber. Daddy to all he meets. Perhaps the original Gay man to exist in South Africa. The lanky gae of England Only a level below Papa Chan Still the biggest trap of all time.

Oh look its Jubber the biggest gae of them all

by Jubber of all December 03, 2018

jubber

A term of endearment given by a woman to her partners "member"

Do you want me to see how Mr Jubber is doing tonight?

by SparXLivesexy August 15, 2008

jubber

A mistake, a error an act of clumsyness.

That was a great chance for David Beckam, only 1 yard out, but he Jubbered it up.

by Jon-paul Hanrahan June 01, 2006

jubbers

a delicious adjective meaning lovely. derived from the term, lovely jubbly. acceptable for describing a rather good situation or as a positive answer to a request or question.

Gashman: what are your plans tonight Thundercunt? Thundercunt: not much Gashman: how about a big juicy warm meal with a side of taste? Thundercunt: MMM...sounds JUBBERS!

by fitguy1 November 22, 2007

Jubbers

Possibly the greatest single (clean) word in the English language. Originating as a portmanteau of the Cockney term 'lovely jubbly', it has evolved to be used both adjectivally, as a thank-you, a noun and as a synonym for almost any positive answer.

Tim; Alright mate, how's things? Neil; Jubbers mate. I got a jubbers new job, a jubbers new girlfriend, moved into a jubbers flat and got a jubbers new company car. Things are going pretty well. Tim: Ahh mate, jubbers. How's your Mum doing? Neil; Ahhhh, she's not particularly jubbers, but you know, you can't have everything. Steve: Hey Tim, is the Jubbers sorted? Tim: Jubbers. Steve: Jubbers.

by JubbersTim October 18, 2017

jubber

A semi-erect penis.

She was quite tasty but I'd drunk too much so could only raise a jubber.

by PNeus August 05, 2010