A fork of Rural Dictionary
Juggaloism is a religion that the Insane Clown Posse introduced to the world in 1992 with the first Joker's Card: The Carnival of Carnage. Since then there have been many more advances on to the Juggalo community of believers, and five more Joker's Cards: The Ringmaster, The Riddlebox, The Great Milenko, The Amazing Jeckel Brothers and the Shangri-la (heaven) and Hell's pit version of the last Joker's Card The Wraith.
Many people see the people see the Dark Carnival as evil because of the things they see about it. But to think so is ignorance. The Carnival is a supernatural caravan of dead Juggalos and Juggalettes and spirits of the Carnival traveling the Earth to pick up the departed, evil or holy.
The Carnival unlike the Devil or God , all they do is judge the purity of your soul, and take you to heaven or hell. Juggalos stay behind with the carnival because in at the end of the world: The Tempest, they will fight in the battle of Armageddon. That is why it is appropriate for Juggalos to be called ninjas, because that it what they are.
The Tempest is the end of the world. It is the same thing as The bible book: Revelations, but it is described as a great storm, and in the Juggalo faith, it is believed to be happening very soon.
ICP's music reflects everything about this religion very figuratively, and befor the Sixth Joker's Card, kind of secretly. They did this because they wanted to draw in people who were lost from God's word, and who had the spirit to go find more about the Dark Carnival. You are not a true Juggalo unless you believe in God. ICP's music is all entertainment, but if you look farther into it, they are only talking about killing wicked people. I know they aren't going out and killing sinners, because they mean this also figuratively. Killing the wicked is merely a metaphor for killing the wicked inside of people.
The Dark Carnival is very related to Christianity, but in a modern way. Juggalo's cus because they beleive that over time, the weight of a sin has changed, small sins like cussing and stuff like that, are not as important as bigotry or murder. Many don't think ICP's music is Christian, but it is. One example is on the Shangri-la cd. On many of the back tracks it said things about Jesus being our savior.
"Juggaloism is evil, isn't it?"
A juggalo is someone that eats Monopoly and shits out Connect Four.
Also a fan of ICP (Insane Clown Posse) that scrunches up their nose when singing about macaroni.
What is a juggalo? A dead body. Well he ain't really dead but he ain't like anybody that you ever met before. He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phoney He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
a juggalo is a follower of Insane Clown Posse. they tend to be radically devoted to said band. from what i hear, they are NOT ALL psycho, white trash, pot-head, ignorant, ill informed bigots. but the many that i have had the pleasure to meet ARE.
me: i dont like ICP.
juggalo: see, why yo gotta be hatin on da juggalos like dat?
me: i dont hate you, i just dont care for your music.
juggalo: dont make me kill you wit my hatchet, son!
me:...what?
Someone who is part of a group of people who like to embrace their tough side while acting tough but blending in with society but when an Icp (Insane Clown Posse) song turns on, shows their true colors and acts more like them self than anyone could ever see without it.
Person A: Whoa your a Juggalo?
Juggalo: Woop Woop Juggalo for life
Fan Base that blindly follows Psychopathic Records. But also a loyal fan base that has turned into a family. Juggalo's are known world wide for their crazy/sometimes dangerous antics, face painting, and Faygo throwing. If it wasn't for Violent J (1 half of the Insane Clown Posse) having a dream of a dark carnival when he was a teen, Juggalos would never exist.
Juggalo's are a number of things, Uneducated, Scrubby, And sometimes just a down right P.O.S. But that only lables 1% of the family.
Notable Juggalo's: Coolio, Kane Hodder, Dr.Phil, Ron Jeremy, Mike Busey, and many many more. (Oh did you read Dr.Phil's name? GO watch his Episode where he tells the Insane Clown Posse he's been a fan for a very long time.)
Juggalo's gather once a year for what they call their Family Reunion, or as the rest of the world calls it The Gathering of the Juggalo's. They also have one day each year that they call Juggalo day, along with DCC (Dark Carnival Con) which is a big nerd fest for Juggalos.
Susan: Yo, did you hear about the DCC? It's a Juggalo Convention.
Carrol: Have you heard of the Gathering of the Juggalos?
Karen: Ha! You guys must not have seen them March on Washington. Most well behaved group there on September 16, 2017.
Ninja: Hey guys, instead of being basic white bitches drinking Pumpkin spice lattes an Unicorn Lattes; why don't you Fuck the Fucking fuck off and get back to your shitty ass desk jobs because I'm your boss an I pay you to type reports. Not to gossip about me, my Family and our life choice.
Someone people hate because they often take their girlfriends and bang their Mothers. Known the world over to eat monopoly and shit out connect four, they ate not the people you want to mess with. Be it 1 on 1 or a street fight most are well trained in street fighting. With an average 120 pound juggalo beating down men 5 times their size. They despise the fake and unrealistic world views of today so often stay to their own groups.
You see that Juggalo? He beat the shit out of three pro Trump activist's last night. Do Not fuck with juggalo's, im telling you B.