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Juice Newton

A country/pop singer, best known for her cover of the song "Angel of the Morning".

Dude 1: Who was that chick who sang "Angel of the Morning", anyway? Dude 2: You're probably thinking of Juice Newton.

by Nomen Nescio May 18, 2007

Juice Newton

Typical after a night of drinking when your stool is looser than Paris Hilton and comes out all juicy.

I had a Kenny Rogers going and lost, resulting in a Juice Newton.

by Spencer M. October 02, 2006