A fork of Rural Dictionary
A derogetory term such as "asshole" or "douche bag". Someone with a long floppy dick that could be used as a jumprope
You called me an asshole? Well you're a dick jumprope
When you're doing someone from behind, and you pull out their large intestine. Different from the pink slip because, when the intestine is out, you swing your hips in a gyrating motion, as if it were a jumprope.
"Holy shit! I was doing her from behind, and when I pulled out, everything came with it! We even played Louisana Jumprope!"
Another name for Halloween, coined during a fit of A.D.D. excitement, because Christmas is a hop, skip, and a jump away.
Zach - So what's goin on tonight Alex - Dude we just have to celebrate jumprope christmas !
lana del rey’s glamorous stage persona
sparkle jumprope queen makes me feel segsy
Albert Einstein is sure the stick and stone is the weapon of the future. The jumprope is likely one word and essentially the stick and stone.
Go get you a vine from the jungle, and tie two rocks to it for grips, and call it a jumprope; and start training, for the mutants are coming from the West. Guy 1: Man, I’m out of ammo, get the jump rope. Woman 1: No problem Joe. Guy 2: I now have the agility to outrun mushroom clouds Woman 2: You’ve developed agility Joe.