A fork of Rural Dictionary
Awesome school...located in Lawrence, KS (much more fun than Columbia, MO), with around 30,000 students. There's always something going on, the bars are packed everynight, the girls are hot, and the beer's always flowing at keggers surrounding campus, consistently in top 10 and top 25 party school lists. ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK!
KU is awesome, there's lots of great weed around and the social scene is great.
A good sized university, located in Lawrence, Kansas. 30 miles west of Kansas City, and 19 miles east of the state's capital, Topeka. Has a great shcool of law, and school of engineering. The sports teams at Kansas University are above average, especially basketball. The basketball tema almost always makes it into the elite eight or final four, often highly criticized by people from universities such as Mizzou and Kansas State, who wish THEIR teams could even make it into the top sixteen ONCE.
person A: *knocks on door* person B: Oh, Hi! I remember you! you went to my high school! you went to mizzou, right? I went to KU. person A: could I mow your lawn every week?
KU is where people go when they don't get accepted anywhere else. The Jawhawks are the most pathetic excuse for any kind of sports team! They can suck MU's massive cock!
Go MU fuck KU!!! Jayhawks...more like Gaycocks!
Possibly the least-admirable of all American universities. Located in a barren wasteland in the middle of America originally intended to be used as a gigantic landfill, students rally around a fictional bird.
Hey! Mizzou just stomped KU again! The Antlers piss off KU fans a lot.
KU, formally defined as knocked up, or perhaps in this case "preggers" is more appropo.
BM: I guess we're no going to Cancun this year, I can't brush my teeth with wine now that I'm KU. -------------------- Becky: Cancel the Bachelorette Party Mer: Why Becky: I can't get KOD now that I'm KU
The worst team in sports history a.k.a. Kansas University Jayhawks. They get lucky all the time take this 2011 basketball season for example. They are dirty tiny penised thugs who are cocky even though they don't have a cock. They are horrible compare to KSU a.k.a. Kansas State the best college. They are wanna be's and are academicly and metally challenged.
Guy 1: Guess what my son is going to KU! Guy 2: See you in heaven because you'll be committing suicide soon!