A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Kachowski is a cross between Disney's Lightning McQueen and Mike Wazoski. Kachowski has two large eyes, the physical body of a car, and arms like a small green monster.
Wow, he's got a Kachowski shirt! I sure wish I could be cool like him.
In mythology it was known as the one-eyed monster car, however in the contemporary age it has been used as slang for some fast cunt.
Holy fuck! Look at that Kachowski go!
The latter part of the name of the hybrid Mike Kachowski. Mike Wazowski from Monsters Inc. films and Lightning McQueen synthesised together in perfect harmony. Can be used as an expression of fear, hate and excitement.
Jack: WOW Joe you're so bad.
Joe: KACHOWSKI im out!
Joe: Kachowski! You just got wrecked!
Lightning McQueen: "KACHOWSKI" (Throws Rusteze bucket)
When someone makes a ugly monster like a frog thing with one eye mixed with lightning mcqueen.Also used for when anyone gets head UGHH.
My friend gave me a Mike Kachowski
dang can this girl toot! she runs on lean cuisine and takis- and if she happens to sip some coffee? it’s over for that toilet! ever in need of high quality pictures of massive shits? you know who to call. with babs as her trusty sidekick, nothing can stop her!
“do you smell that?”
“yeah! it was mary kachowski!”