A fork of Rural Dictionary
The realist nigga you'll meet. His nickname is lazy 8 because his dick is 8 inches sleeping. He can sometimes have temper tantrums, but he can also be sweet as well.
Girl: “oh my god, his cock is hanging out his skivvies” other girl: “oh yeah, that’s Kalae the lazy 8”.
Kala is the epitome of most things pure. A pure soul, a pure heart and above all, one who radiates pure love. A Kala is a being who serendipitously appeared and fucked everything up in the most beautiful way imaginable. Kala demonstrates knowledge, strength, passion and curiosity, which very quickly can raise the quality of those who interact with Kala. To put it all into one condensed context, Kala is a work of art, beautiful to look at, rewarding to touch, multifaceted, multi layered and simply beautiful.
Look at that Kala, isn’t it perfect?
Or; Kala, *sigh* I love Kala
Is one of the sweetest and most beautiful women around. They are among the smartest of people. They often have very bright futures ahead of them. When it comes to their love life they are quite possibly the best of lovers. They care more than anyone about how their significant other is, and they will do anything to make sure that they are happy. Kala's are also very fashionable and are often hit on by lots of guys. They can be seen on college campuses or in the workplace with guys drooling all over them.
"I wish that my girlfriend was a Kala."
"Why can't everyone have a Kala like that??"