A fork of Rural Dictionary
An arcane philosophy in which follows the belief of contrary thought. What is isn't, what will be won't, and inversely so. Understanding and believing contradictory things simultaneously. Created by an unknown man, recognized by the few who follow this philosophy as both sane and insane; For obvious reasons. Many believe this way of thinking originated from "Doublethink," George Orwell's "1984."
The woman both regards and disregards Keenanism as a way of life.
If you have someone in your life called Keenan then your blessed! If you don’t then u need to get one ASAP! Keenans are the ones who make you feel special. keenans are the best boyfriends and friends. Keenans are very intelligent❤️
Keenan is amazing😍
A Keenan is a best friend you could ever have. He is a horny devil but you learn to love it about him.
Look at that Keenan hes a horny devil but I love him.
Keenan is a great person who shows compassion. But for some reason, Keenan is never able to get a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries.
Keenan: “I asked a girl out but she said no.” Guy 1: “Damn that sucks. You tried hard too and had a very good chance.”