A fork of Rural Dictionary
King schmuck, but we all love him.
Hey look, here comes the keither prancing about.
A skinny kid that somehow gets lots of girls. Even though they’re probably ugly as shit. Most keithers love to vape and suck dick at the same time.
Ugly girl 1: guess what Ugly girl 2: you fucked Keither?!? Ugly girl 3: no way we all fucked him!