A fork of Rural Dictionary
a word used to describe someone with a very small cock or a chode.
Can you believe it Look at that Kellett, its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo small
A really bad decision, made while drunk, or in a moment of weakness, usually resulting in time off work
That premier league footballer really disgraced himself with that kellett. What was he thinking when poking his fiancee's sister
1. To steal. Usually by a man or woman with bright blonde hair, natural or not.
2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.
Spencer- Dude, did you see that blonde kid kelletting my video camera last night?
Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.
Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.
Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.
Spencer-...