A fork of Rural Dictionary
a word used to describe someone with a very small cock or a chode.
Can you believe it Look at that Kellett, its soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo small
1. To steal. Usually by a man or woman with bright blonde hair, natural or not. 2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.
Spencer- Dude, did you see that blonde kid kelletting my video camera last night? Joey- Dude, I'm blonde. Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment. Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera. Spencer-...
A really bad decision, made while drunk, or in a moment of weakness, usually resulting in time off work
That premier league footballer really disgraced himself with that kellett. What was he thinking when poking his fiancee's sister