A fork of Rural Dictionary
Heart of the two six ohh K'town kville also known as kendaltucky
Let's go to K'town to get some good weed. Yeah, Kendallville, the shit.
A shining metropolis in Northeast Indiana, where people are open minded about everything and the business sector is thriving. Everyone has a job, and social welfare programs are successful and supported by everyone. There are no loud-mouthed complainers. A true utopia.
"Let's go to Kendallville and enjoy the gourmet food and donate money to charities!"
While standing naked, a guy scratches the dandruff and lice out of his hair and puts it on his dick. After a secret fermentation and aging process, the lice, dandruff, hair and dick cells form a sweet delicacy that surprisingly resembles the crunch and taste of a sugar cone.
It was my birthday and Brit had a sweet tooth anyway, so we both enjoyed a Kendallville Sugar Cone!