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Kess

She is loyal, caring, and so funny! She is so athletic and pretty too! Most likely to play soccer or basketball. And blue or green eyes. If you have this kind and of friend don’t miss out on her!

She is so kess!

by Bessie456 November 09, 2018

Kess

one phat mutha ****a, on who is a total badass

llamaofdoom is Kess-tastic

by llamaofdoom September 01, 2003

Kess

Nazi administrator.

Kess was the internet co-heir to hitler along with cjayc.

by Penis from the sky. September 01, 2003

Kess

1. A completely two-faced suckup or ass kisser who will do anything to get accepted by a particular group of people.

2. A pathological liar who will lie about his or her personal qualities and characteristics in order to fit in with a particular group of people.


We saw straight through his lies and called him straight out as a kess.

That fucking kess won't get his mouth off of that guys dick.

by Sage Rosenfels October 07, 2008

Kess

A Whore. (See tealmarie)

Dude, she's such a Kess!

by TheManWithNoName November 04, 2003

Kess

Kuroshio Extension System Study; The overall goal of KESS is to identify and quantify the dynamic and thermodynamic processes governing the variability of and the interaction between the Kuroshio Extension and the recirculation gyre.

damnit stop kess-ing around man

by .:Kess:. February 14, 2004

Kess

Owner of a kickass messageboard and a great guy overall. So great he is going to give all his users a bum in rank!

Kess is Kess.

by Sasu...somebody. September 01, 2003