A fork of Rural Dictionary
To commit suicide. Such as doing yourself in by kicking a chair out from underneath you to hang yourself.
"Dude, did you hear about Kurt Cobain?" "Yeah man, I heard Courtney basically made him kick the chair. It's a shame."
Kill me already...Like when someone has a noose around them and they are trying to kill themselves, but need someone to kick their chair.
Today has been a rough day...kick my chair already!
to make the sound of a large angry drunk kicking a chair by letting one rip
hey did you hear that? hear what? i just farted shit i thought it was that drunk chick just kickin the chair no man i just kicked the chair