A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slow moving creature often seen clutching a bottle of the most efficient spending of three pounds available.
Can be sighted at protests and political gatherings voicing his opinion through the guitar.
A friendly well meaning being caution is not needed upon approach.
"Oh Kiddle's got arrested again"
"Man I've got such a kiddle going on"
A Kiddle is when a young ma (16-20) tries to kiss an older woman (28-32) and infact licks her nose by mistake causing much embarrassment
Friend 1 "Did you that! That idiot just gave her a Kiddle."
Friend 2 "I know - how embarrassing."
Something that has been touched and tampered with by children. Mostly in reference to the probability of it being contaminated with the bodily fluids and secretions of children and/or germs.
"Don't eat the veggie dip, it's been kiddled."
"This tube of chapstick has been kiddled."