Country Dictionary

A slow minded person that can easily annoy friends and anyone in their vicinity. They often do things incredibly stupid and unexpected.

Damo's pulling a kirky at the moment, its giving me the shits.

Kirky the peg legged punter cuts aboot tokin his vape and sittin underneath dblock stairs

GIES MA SEAT BACK

Kirky

A guy with a large pole who uses it to wash 1st and 2nd floor windows without the need for a ladder.

tiz: "feck me Kirky, if I had a pole like that, I would consider some serious fornication."
bobbins: "call that a pole? my barty can get to the upper twelfth."
owd: "you missed a bit!"

Kirky is a cute nickname for a cute girl, kirky has the same ring as “baby” when you say it in a wanting-way

“Kirkyyyyy come over here”
“What do you wanna eat for dinner kirky?”
“Wyd kirky”
“omG kirky... are u serious”

kirky is the god of lightweight, a kirky has the stomach of a goat and tends to whitey every time he smells alcohol.one blue wkd would make him whitey for a month, however kirky's weak stomach is respected and worshipped by all.

"Ew, Look at that lightwight who's just whiteyed"
"aw that's just Kirky!"
"KOOL!...legend."

Used as nickname for close friends with the name Kirk.

Originated in Schertz, a small city beside San Antonio.

Hey, Kirkie-workie, how are you?

He is a short little wanker that follows Sophie haywood and many other girls home.
He has a big head.

Loook at kirky D following Sophie haywood and many other girls home with his big head