A fork of Rural Dictionary
A condom.
'you'd better put on a kitten mitten, if you want that pussy'
A sarcastic term used to describe someone after an accomplishment.
Jesse: I got a B on my test.
Amanda:I recieved an A!
Jesse: Well, aren't you the kittens mittens.
When a tv show isn’t interesting enough to sustain your full attention, so you do another activity while watching the show, but that’s also not interesting enough to pull you away from the show because you are somewhat invested in watching it.
Don’t ask me about the plot. The show was a total kitten mitten for me.
Mittens for little tiny kittens when it gets cold in the out-of-doors.
When a woman does not wash her hands after using the bathroom.
Chenetha saw Judy walk out of the bathroom with kitten mittens.
when you get pissed off at a cat and make mittens out of it
bob:what are those mittens made out of
jon:bitch thease are kitten mittens everyone needs a pair
bob:barf