A fork of Rural Dictionary
the state of something being sweeeet, or completely lame if you are being sarcastic, depending on tone of voice.
somehow related to musician donnie klang.
klang - sweet
joe - dude donnie klang is legit!
dylan - yeah his music is klang'in...! just playin ya right donnie klang is a faggot
joe - no waaaaaaay hes legittttt!
drew - man i put cheese on this chicken sandwich and it was klaaaaaang!
dylan - dude that sounds delicious lets call it a klangwich
joe - have u seen the new jordans? im not sure if id rock them or not
dylan - dude those are klang as fuck, u could pull em off, id wear em for sure!
When you fall on your face trying to catch a football in front of three hot women. Then you go dumpster diving, find clothes that fit you, and keep them.
I pulled a Klang the other day
Jason Klang-The act of posesing super human abilities at everything. Also refered as a god among gods. People known as a "Jason Klang" should be worshipped.
Did you just see that Jason Klang, he was so cool and amazing.
a very talented singer who won making the band and was offered his own record contract.
girl 1: Omg Donnie Klang is the shiznit!
girl 2: omg are you serious i heard he couldnt even sell any albums
gril 1: thats a bullshit ass lie because i know for a fact i went out and bought them all so there!
the state of embracing a negative moment with upmost enthusiasm (preferably while intoxicated), but not necesarilly.
You are headbutted by a girl's boyfriend for simply defending the honor of some poor, wayward maiden...in response to how you are feeling, you say...I feel like the Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room