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To wrap ones' mouth around a door knob and to then have someone open the door. Instantly ripping your teeth out.
Will: Have you seen Melissa? Nate: I heard she got caught knobbing, she's getting dentures fitted. Will: Yikes!
Knobbing is the post-coital activity of eating a doorknob. However this is only performed after anal sex. Partakers in this activity are called "Knobbers." Knobbing is best known for the excerpt of the underground Guniean porn video "KNOBBERS BE CRAZY," in which said clip showcases the leading male, Ibrahima Kowolai, partaking in the post-coital activity.
"Dude, I had a rough night of Knobbing yesterday..."
any pleasurable sexual encounter excluding self gratification where at least one person participating has a knob.
He needs to quit driving so far to get laid and get some local knob knob here in town.
Knob <n> 1) The penis 2) An obnoxious person To Knob <v> 3) The act of (hard) intercourse See also knob-head
1) "Jimothy has a humongous knob!" 2) "Kevin is an absolute knob." 3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."