A fork of Rural Dictionary
A shy girl who at first seems a little too quiet, but once you get to know a Kolleen she is the nicest person you could possibly meet. What does a Kolleen look like? She usually has brown hair and an awesome sense of style. As you might know, Kolleen is an irish name that means "girl." Even though Kolleen just means "girl," it doesn't mean any kind of girl. It means a freaking awesome girl! So next time you meet a Kolleen, treat her nice and you might just get to meet that freaking awesome Kolleen!
Is a Kolleen dumb? No! She is super smart! A Kolleen is the kinda person who if you ever need to ask questions that involve school, shes the one to ask. So if you want an A+ on homework, ask a Kolleen! If you don't know a Kolleen, then you better pray to the good lord all mighty that you find one soon!
Describe a Kolleen?
A woman that is beyond a Karen. She will post petty, negative reviews, typically around busy holiday seasons, trashing places of business because she didn’t get something for free. She doesn’t even bother asking to speak to the manager instead she takes pictures of employees that have wronged her and posts them on the internet. Nothing is ever good enough and she has no sympathy or empathy for anyone. She expects perfection when she can’t offer it herself. When confronted, she offers a back handed apology and then tries to profit from her mistake.
Don’t be such a Kolleen! The poor girl can’t remember where the item is. Remember when you forgot your manners? We all forget things.
Kolleen is a sweet but sassy chick that will rock your world or leave you broken hearted. The best Kolleens have long dark hair and a great sense of humor. A Kolleen can be sarcastic or bitchy sometimes but they're an overall great person. Kolleens have great bodies and good souls. If you find a Kolleen, cherish her forever because she is totally worth your love.
Guy one: " Damn Kolleen is such a badass!"
Guy two: " Yeah, I know , I'd totally bang her!"