A fork of Rural Dictionary
Man that Bogdan Kovalchuk sure was lit. He is an amazing guy.
A word used to describe someone who is grossly overpaid for what they do, or simply a large sum of money.
This word will replace the term "Stupid DiPietro Money".
Did you hear about Bill's raise? The guy does absolutely nothing and still makes Stupid Kovalchuk Money
When one kovalchuks they have let out a resounding fart after the act of defecating. The fart rings loudly in the porcelain orifice they are perched upon.
My brother woke everyone in the hotel when he kovalchuked after taking a much needed shit after eating at the restaurant at the bottom of Hines Ward's house.