A fork of Rural Dictionary
a martial arts, funky fresh savior of all men.......and hot babes
DUDE...did you just see that guy get his ass kicked by kungfu jesus
high quality purple kush that gets u so high u just wanna get brain and get laid like a BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!!!!!!!
nigga i just hit dat kungfu purple so hard i passed out like a poor old nigga on a some niggeritus
a technique used to subdue, clutch, or hold whatever it is clinging to. Mostly to drain it like a toothpaste tube when it is empty.
Me: Man...I was with this female lastnight, and while we were doing it she said, "do you like this?", and did a pelvic tightening move on my thang. Phew! Next thing you know I was shooting all over the place.
Homie: Oh, she used that ol 'kungfu grip' on you.
Aang from avatar the abridged series who has Jesus power
aang is kungfu action jesus
While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, then you trow some long hair against her nose and you will have a Angry Kungfu Man}
just do the angry kungfu man!!