A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jamaican patois, meaning to hit someone (over or upside the head)
Mi wann fi kunk di boy inna him bloodclaat head
A fabled substance produced by the vagina which resembles ungrated Parmesan cheese and smells and tastes like cauliflower. It is frequently sold on the black market and celebrities who wish to make some extra cash have been known to sell their kunk to the kunk connoisseurs of the world. The Queen of England has the most valuable kunk worldwide but she will not sell her kunk. People enjoy kunk on a variety of foods including kunk on toast, kunky fries, macaroni and kunk, and the all time favorite, kunk burgers. Kunk can also be used as a hair mask, for damaged locks.
EW I hooked up with that girl last night, stay away man, she has rotten kunk. mmm...try my banana kunk milkshake!
Being fucked in anyway possible
matt really got kunked by that police officer
a)A male person with femme girly habits. This person also possesses a very low IQ, no artistic skills ( or any skills for that matter) and generally very detestable. b)The act of being utterly retarded, making no sense and thinking you know better , even when proven wrong.
A/B) Dude, stop being/acting like a fucking Kunk.