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Kunks

Hole doodoo

Mi ras full up, a kunksy a gwan n drop growin’ roses pon di earth risin’ up every bumbaclot herb when di fire blaze up in di mornin’ from da mudda kunks .

by Fatlightning April 23, 2021

Kunked

To get jumped or beaten badly from behind, term most commonly used in the North US.

Don’t walk down Main St. man, some dude got kunked there last week.

by crikeymate September 12, 2020

Kunk

Jamaican patois, meaning to hit someone (over or upside the head)

Mi wann fi kunk di boy inna him bloodclaat head

by JA876 January 01, 2016

Kunk

A fabled substance produced by the vagina which resembles ungrated Parmesan cheese and smells and tastes like cauliflower. It is frequently sold on the black market and celebrities who wish to make some extra cash have been known to sell their kunk to the kunk connoisseurs of the world. The Queen of England has the most valuable kunk worldwide but she will not sell her kunk. People enjoy kunk on a variety of foods including kunk on toast, kunky fries, macaroni and kunk, and the all time favorite, kunk burgers. Kunk can also be used as a hair mask, for damaged locks.

EW I hooked up with that girl last night, stay away man, she has rotten kunk. mmm...try my banana kunk milkshake!

by Jesuslovesme 6969 May 11, 2008

Kunked

Being fucked in anyway possible

matt really got kunked by that police officer

by neeeker5318 May 12, 2008

Kunk

a)A male person with femme girly habits. This person also possesses a very low IQ, no artistic skills ( or any skills for that matter) and generally very detestable. b)The act of being utterly retarded, making no sense and thinking you know better , even when proven wrong.

A/B) Dude, stop being/acting like a fucking Kunk.

by Catgirlz February 12, 2007

Kunk

A cross between cunt and cuck commonly used buy the legends known as Bobby and Loïc This word is also used to show that you are an educated and wise person

Sheryn is a kunk! you kunk!

by BLA23 July 10, 2021